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Sam is pessimistic at best and an absolute bitch at her worst.

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Remember when everyone and their mom opened a froyo shop? Last time I was in an Orange Leaf I paid with Venmo so 😅 wishing them well, xoxo. 💘
Did your high school have an open campus lunch or were you one of the unlucky ones? 😬 I hate to break it to you, but there is truly no experience that could compare to piling seven deep in a friend’s car and zipping across the street to the m
Do you ride or die for Steve Jobs? Don’t worry, you’re safe here! 📲 Jake and I take to the podcast to discuss the finest technological advances of our lifetime (caller ID & iPhone cases with kickstands) while simultaneously confessi
I need to apologize to anyone who listens to this episode and purchases a ticket to Lollapalooza because I said Phoebe Bridgers is on the lineup. That is utter misinformation, she’s probably busy that weekend, and I have no idea where I heard t